Train your dragon for minutes a day! Developer: Bioware Edmonton (Edge of Reality – console ports) Publisher: Electronic Arts Platform: PC, Mac, Xbox 260, Playstation 3 Release Date: November 3, 2009 (Xbox 360, PC, Playstation 3) December 21, 2009 (Mac) Rating: M Dragon Age: Origins is, at its heart, Baldur’s Gate brought into the modern era. Bioware sort of dissapeared for a few years, and came back with a vengeance with Mass Effect and Dragon age, and nerdkind as a whole let out a collective hurrah. DA:O is the story of a Gray Warden, one of the chosen (well, not so much chosen, but I’ll get to that) warriors capable of defeating The Archdemon, bringer of the Blight, leader of the Darkspawn, and all around not very nice guy.

At the beginning you pick an “origin” (hey that’s the name of the game) and this dictates the first two or three hours of the game and a bit of what shenanigans your character will get into over the course of it. From there you go become a Gray Warden, rally some troops, murder some children, save the world, all that good hero-type stuff. There are a good dozen or so origins to choose from, I chose to be a human noble because if you could choose to be rich, wouldn’t you? Unfortunately as a human noble you also have your whole family murdered by Tim Curry, and pretty much have to abandon them while you run with your tail between your legs. The human noble storyline also seems to be the one that would tie in best to make the end of the game more dramatic, since in the end you kill Tim Curry and avenge your family – though I suppose the drama of getting revenge is a small benefit compared to, you know, still having parents. The accepted uniform for Grey Warden initiates.

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Becoming a Gray Warden involves drinking some blood, which may or may not make you die on the spot, and which causes you to be forever covered with taint. Criminals and volunteers alike are allowed to become Wardens, which is why I wouldn’t exactly call them chosen – more like lucky. If you can call being taint-covered lucky. The ceremony of becoming a Warden is a solemn occasion, where half the people who try it die, and do so in their undies because Wardens love being naked. Then, all the Wardens die because of a total cuntwasp named Loghain, and you get tasked with bringing all the varied races of people together in one big rainbow funtime of loving happiness and racial diversity, hoping along the way to kill that twatwaffle Loghain. It proves difficult because the world of Dragon Age is one of the most xenophobic places in video game history. Literally every race that isn’t human lives in complete isolation, rarely allowing other races to interact with them whatsoever.

The humans are worse, enslaving elves as housekeepers and cooks and forcing them to live in a run-down ghetto. Which, I suppose, maybe explains a bit of why the elves don’t like people much. On top of that, everyone seems to be in trouble with demons: the mage circle? Taken over by demons. Werewolves, being controlled by a demon. Humans at the town of Redcliffe?

Zombies and a demon. The dwarves manage to be demonless but are being harried by something even more frightening: a political race. Much of the game is spent killing various eldritch beasts that everyone could have avoided if they weren’t fucking gits, and trying to make them see that a horde of monsters is, in fact, more pressing than who’s daddy says they should be king more. Yeah, I know where you're lookin'. On the topic of demons: Bioware knows their demographic. That demographic being, of course, horny teenage boys. Half the demons in DA:O are big-titted naked women, who speak in breathy, sultry, voices while flicking their nipples.

The worst offense for this comes when you find the werewolves, who are under the command of “Witherfang,” AKA “The Lady of the Forest” who first appears as a glowing white wolf which would be pretty cool for a band of werewolves to be led by, but is then never seen in that form again and only ever appears in the form of a naked big titted demon. I suppose Bioware was going for a “mature” story, what with the politics and the sex scenes and the copious blood spatters, but “mature” doesn’t mean “naked chicks, everywhere,” it’s a bit deeper than that. Apart from this the elven storyline was exceptionally interesting, as you learn the werewolves are fully sentient and only attack because the elves show no reason and are unwilling to parley. The leader of the elves placed a curse on some people a millenia ago for raping his daughter (because mature storyline) and they became werewolves, but when The Lady of the Forest showed up she gave them their minds back. You end up trying to arrange peace between a revenge-crazy old man and the werewolves that raped his daughter, which is – as you may imagine – a bit surreal and more than a bit uncomfortable. It felt like the Where the Wild Things Are movie, like I was privy to events far more personal and private than I should be privy to.

Redcliffe, look upon the face of your destroyer. One of the other titdemons is inhabiting the body of a young boy and controlling the roving zombie hordes pestering the town ofRedcliffe. I had previously played about halfway through DA:O, and had done this part the humane way, going to the circle of mages to find a way to exorcise the demon from the boy, but this time I was bored and decided it would be a lot faster to slit the kid’s throat. This makes his mom pretty miffed, but she gets over it pretty fast, considering. This part showed off how great voice acting can be completely ruined by horrible animation as the boy’s mother raved and cried and shouted with fury and bereavement while standing almost perfectly still with no expression on her face.

Just blame it on shock, shall we? This was also the part of the game where my main character lost both her legs and arms, instead using sheer force of will to levitate her torsobody around and swing her sword using only her mind. Fortunately, her arms returned the next morning, and other than losing her ability to cause others injury by hurting herself, she’s none the worse for wear.

We all know the story: Wake up one day, missing both your arms and legs, and say “I used to be a blood warrior!” We’ve all been down that road before. 'I'll bite your legs off!' (hahaaa, references) After killing a child saving a the town from a demon, you find that the leader of Redcliffe is horribly ill and the only way to save him is by finding the urn containing the ashes of the ancient prophet Andraste and rubbing her corpsebits all over him because of their magical powers. Your search brings you to the home of Brother Genitivi, who was hot on the case until his mysterious disappearance. His mansearvent sends you to a hotel where you’re ambushed by a freaky cult so you kill him and find your way to the cult’s ironically-named hometown of Haven. You find out the cult is all men, which is strange because they worship the Maker – just like the big church group in the game, the Chantry, does- but the Chantry’s religious leaders are all women.

As if to point out precisely how much these guys need to validate their masculinity through overt displays of power, their church is shaped like a penis. Insert girlish giggling here In the wangchurch you find Genitivi and he beings you to a mountain where you find the ashes, but not before a ghost asks you how you feel about letting your parents die in front of you. When you don’t answer he asks why you’re unwilling to answer such a simple question. That is not a simple question. This wasn’t “Do you like hot ham and cheese sandwiches?” or “Are you on Team Edward or Team Jacob?” This is a question about your innermost feelings about what is likely the most traumatizing event of your life. Ghosts are really insensitive sometimes. The ashes are, of course, magical and save his life, so I continued on to the mage circle where I found that the mages were jackasses of the greatest degree and broke a rift into the Fade, a dreamrealm where demons live, because hey guess what?

When you imprison powerful mages with access to a dreamworld full of demons, sometimes they get mad and loose demons on your ass. You get sucked into the fade and get to rampage around as a golem and turn into a mouse and crawl through little tunnels, but the part I liked was where you carry on a conversation while completely engulfed in flame. You also conscript the aid of an old woman named Wynn who always seems to have some horrible form of magical eczema. Or she uses the stone skin spell a lot, but I think that’s just a front to hide the shame of congenital skin disease.

Mommy, I'm scared. Speaking of horribly disfigured, let’s talk about the dwarves shall we? These lil guys seem extremely prone to severe physical deformation. There’s a fellow who has apparantly gone so crazy that he can’t hold the crazy up with his weak neck muscles, and the crazy has spread to his arm, which moves about like a dog’s tail, not seeming to be consciously compelled to motion by its owner.

You also meet a dwarf who ate her husbands face and became the Broodmother, which is well, just look at that thing. Talking to all the various races and getting them on your side is the first step in starting the process of using politics to dethrone that dingleberry Loghain. Politics in Ferelden consist primarily of bribery, much like real politics, but unlike real politics also involve daring prison escapes and duels to the death. You prove that Loghain is the dick you claim him to be and the world loves you and does what you want, all within about 3 minutes. Gotta love video games and their ability to streamline everything with short dialogue sequences!

But then Loghain is mad so you kill him in single combat. This is the final step to uniting the country – because who wouldn’t throw their full force of loyalty behind someone just because they kill the current king in single combat? So after you our-powers-combined with the general populace of Ferelden, you fight the archdemon. The archdemon has taken over a city and the darkspawn are killing everyone, and when you stand at their gates you rally your forces and let them know they must not spare even a moment, for every second not fighting is another innocent life lost. Then your whole group walks past you, single file, and spend about a minute each saying goodbye to you. Thanks for letting those innocents die because you just had to get your last word in, heroes.

So you kill the archdemon and since you forced your friend to impregnate your other friend this doesn’t make you die. There’s a Star Wars medal-pinning ceremony, your friend gets put on the throne and you get a few screens with text telling you how your companions (even your lesbian lover) all abandoned you forever because they’re jerks. I felt like there should have been more, after all the hours upon hours of dialogue and cutscenes in this game why make the final cutscene, arguably the most important scene in a game, just some blocks of text? Step up that game, Bioware. This one shortcoming makes me hate this game on principle forever. Those of you with astute observation muscles may have noticed that the game alchemist has been dropped from the list of preemptions coming after this. Quickbooks Pro Windows Torrent Download there. That is because Alchemist is not able to run on computers with anything newer than Windows 95, not even in compatibility mode.

I tried every little trick I could think of, and it did not work, so it is a lost cause. I will surely pur a small amount of my drink in its memory, before moving on to Arthur’s Knights: Tales of Chivalry, a bit of a puzzley-actioney-adventurey game about – imagine that – Arthurian legend. The List • AaAaAAA! A Reckless Disregard for Gravity – PC • Age of Empires 3: Complete – PC • Alien Shooter 2: Reloaded – PC • Alpha Prime – PC • And Yet It Moves – PC • Anachronox – PC • Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia – Playstation 2 • Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana – Playstation 2 • Atelier Iris 2: The Azoth of Destiny – Playstation 2 • Battlefield: Bad Company – Xbox 360 • Battlefield: Bad Company 2 – PC • Beyond Good and Evil – Gamecube • Blue Dragon – Xbox 360 • Body Harvest – Nintendo 64 • Aidyn Chronicles: The First Mage – Nintendo 64 • Ben There, Dan That! – PC • Time Gentlemen, Please!

• • • • • • • • • E3 2006: Major Atlus Update 05.10. Vbulletin Download Manager Plugin Firefox here. 06 - 8:12 PM We got a chance to sit down and talk to Zach Meston, PR Manager at Atlus USA, and it was quite revealing. Atlus has is bringing a veritable cornucopia of RPG and strategy titles to the US in the upcoming year. High profile titles include the latest in the Shin Megami Tensei series, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner for PS2 and, unexpectedly, Persona 3 also for PS2.

Devil Summoner will not be coming to PSP, unfortunately, due to SCEA's requirements for new content. However, there were quite a few smaller, yet significant titles announced for various consoles, along with a few real surprises. First up, on GBA is Summon Night, an RPG with a side-view action battle system ala Namco's Tales games, and an overhead view on maps. In the game you can play as either a boy or a girl and summon beasts, giving you different story paths and interactions with characters. Next on the GBA front is Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation, which is a title import fans will recognize as part of one of the more popular strategy series in Japan. As Bandai's flagship strategy title, you get to control a bevy of giant robots as they fight with each other, team up to combine attacks, and trick out your mechs. While there won't be any of the classic series robots fans have come to expect (i.e.

Gundam, Evangelion, etc.), there's still enough metal carnage for all. Since it will be a bit complex, however, Atlus is tossing around the idea of including a control 'cheat sheet' to help players through the commands. Last on our list of GBA titles is Yggdra Union, sequel to the surprise hit Riviera: The Promised Land.

Gone is the dating sim elements and turn based combat, to be replaced with strategy battles somewhat akin to Nintendo's Advance Wars, a card system, and unite attacks. Leveling up weapons and items returns, however, as does the art style, so fans of the series still have something to relate to. Moving on to Nintendo DS we have Contact, a very original title, in which you don't play as the character, you actually play as a person controlling the character. The game frequently 'breaks the fourth wall', meaning that the characters (particularly the professor) will talk directly to the player, explaining how to control the main character, Terry. Spells are cast by rubbing them off like decals onto the screen, and there will be wi-fi connectability so players can cooperate. Unfortunately, what I got to play on the show floor had pretty bad controls, but it is still in development, so we'll see how it turns out. Deep Labyrinth is an adaptation of a cell phone game, designed by Masato Katou, scenario designer of Chrono Trigger, and with music composed by Yasunori Mitsuda.

Deep Labyrinth features real-time first-person combat on the DS, using the stylus. Honestly, though, it still looks like a cell-phone title, graphics-wise. Then there is Touch Detective, which has a great art style (see pictures later) and cute animation.

The player takes on the role of a young girl who is the daughter of a famous detective, now dead. Somewhat like Capcom's Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Touch Detective requires you to investigate crime scenes, look for clues, and manipulate items to solve four different cases. This promises to be a big year for Atlus's games on all fronts with most of the titles coming out Fall of this year.

We'll have pictures as soon as possible.